"Baeromez" (Baeromez)
11/02/2014 at 01:36 • Filed to: None
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"Baeromez" (Baeromez)
11/02/2014 at 01:36 • Filed to: None | 0
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Oppo, I am about to drink unidentified 6 year old Chinese liquor.
Described as follows (sic). "Wuliang Mellow, is a high quality liquor of wuliangye yibin co.,ltd.it makes a speciality of strong flavour,pure and mild,taste of sweet,clear and clean of tertaste.It has its own characteristic styles among the daqu liquors."
Will I die?
Tohru
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 01:40 |
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You're going to get drunk and possibly die.
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Baeromez
> Tohru
11/02/2014 at 01:41 |
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Oh, I'm already drunk.
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Tohru
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 01:42 |
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Then you're just going to die.
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Baeromez
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 01:42 |
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It smells like rotten cantaloupe.
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Baeromez
> Tohru
11/02/2014 at 01:43 |
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I'm praying its unleaded.
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Baeromez
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 01:44 |
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I've decide to mix it with Mountain Dew. Best to dilute poison with poison.
Alex from Toronto
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 01:45 |
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It's gasoline now.
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Baeromez
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 01:50 |
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Took a shot neat. I wouldn't wish this on my greatest enemies.
TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 01:52 |
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You'll probably get very drunk.
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Tohru
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 01:10 |
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It's from China, it's most likely leaded.
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Baeromez
> Tohru
11/02/2014 at 01:27 |
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If I swallow a magnet will it work like in an automatic transmission pan?
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Tohru
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 01:54 |
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Only swallow one magnet. If you swallow two, they'll tunnel through your insides to get to each other.
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Baeromez
> Tohru
11/02/2014 at 02:07 |
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Why wasn't there a warning on those Buckyballs! I thought they were for medicinal purposes!
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Tohru
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 02:17 |
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They actually *are* for medicinal purposes. Those purposes are cleansing the gene pool.
Buick Mackane
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 03:20 |
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Yes, you will probably die. I once tried a small bottle of liquor that a friend brought back from China, I took a drink and was instantly sick. Tasted like what could be formaldehyde or embalming fluid. I poured it down the kitchen sink and the whole house stank. Never again.
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Baeromez
> Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 10:38 |
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I'm awake! I did die though, but it wasn't that bad.
> Baeromez
06/28/2019 at 11:49 |
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I love my baij iu, but I’m a sinophile . There are 8 kinds, I think. Luzhou Laojiao is my favorite, smooth (comparatively). Wuliangye is good, too. I think Moutai is a bit harsh. Fenjiu seems to have a “whiskey” finish, IMO. I’ve had Mongolian baijiu, 67%, comes in a metal flask decorated with a kicking mule. I’ve had it at times, but s tay away from Erguotou (Beijing) unless it’s the expensive stuff; what costs 5 kua i for about 100 ml is a bit “ grueling” ; If you are new at this game, do not drink with Chinese bc they will f you up, as good hosts, all in good fun. Last summer, in Sichuan, Jianmenguan, I pounded Moutai with 8 Chinese guys; good times . If you like baijiu and you meet a Chinese who likes baijiu, you needn’t speak the same language. My experience is different from most laowai, I guess, but baijiu has been kind to me. I never got sick, not had a bad hangover, just took a shower and I’ve been 90% good to go. I once drank with friends including a big Swede, a baijiu virgin; h is morning was not the same . You either love it or you hate it. A member of t he Nixon entourage called it “liquid razor blades”. It’s been described somewhat like all the fires of Hell coursing down your throat at one time.